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Total Medals Earned: 65 (From 17 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,310 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Armored Ashura

Henshin Unlocked 9/28/09
5 Points
Transform to Ashura mode!
Comboist 10 Points Perform a 45 combo.
Coming Home 25 Points End the game.
Greedy Ashura 50 Points Score more than 200K
Ashura Master 100 Points End the game without dying in expert difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 9/23/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Air Burst Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Throw Like a Girl Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/10/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic 5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Bombastic 5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above 5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo 5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost 5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First 5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh 5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! 5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target 5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac 5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Veteran Crusher 10 Points Crush all castles
Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Hell Froze Over Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Into The Void Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/22 (25/140 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 10/5/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 10/5/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Smasher Unlocked 10/5/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 10/5/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/285 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 6/21/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 6/21/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 6/21/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 6/21/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral Unlocked 9/28/09
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 5/14 (80/500 points)

Extreme Gardening

1st Bronze Unlocked 4/5/10
5 Points
Your very first bronze!
1st Gold 10 Points Your very first gold!
1st Silver 10 Points Your very first silver!
Day area 10 Points Complete day area!
Sunset area 25 Points Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes 50 Points Collect all bronzes!
Night area 50 Points Complete night area!
All Golds 100 Points Collect all golds!
All Silvers 100 Points Collect all silvers!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/360 points)

farmBee

Can't Touch This! Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Touch a stink bug.
Awful! 10 Points Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Not Bad. 25 Points Score between 130k and 170k
Pollen Master! 25 Points Use up all of your pollen.
Day Tripper 50 Points Complete the daytime levels.
Fly By Night 50 Points Complete the night levels.
Good! 50 Points Score between 170k and 190k
Great! 50 Points Score between 190k and 210k
Outstanding! 100 Points Score over 210k
Perfect Game! 100 Points Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/465 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 7/4/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points [Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points [Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points [Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)

Medieval Rampage

First Kill Unlocked 9/26/09
5 Points
Kill First Enemy
Tenth Kill Unlocked 10/2/09
10 Points
Kill Tenth Enemy
First Boss Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Kill First Boss
Fourth Boss Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Kill Fourth Boss
Second Boss Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Kill Second Boss
Third Boss Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Kill Third Boss
75 Achievements Unlocked 10/2/09
50 Points
Collect 75 Achievements
Fifth Boss Unlocked 10/2/09
50 Points
Kill Fifth Boss
100 Achievements 100 Points Collect 100 Achievements

Medals Earned: 8/9 (215/315 points)